M’s joke of the day

Why did the banker push the lady over?
She asked him to check her balance.

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Jokes of the Week

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I could not find any!

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Jokes of the Week

A policeman stopped a man who was walking along with an elephant and ordered him to take it to the zoo at once. The next day the policeman saw the same man with the elephant.
‘I thought i told you to take that elephant to the zoo,’he said. ‘ I did ,’said the man,’and now I [...]

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Jokes of the Week

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got carrots growing out of my ears.
How on earth did that happen?
I don’t know… I planted cucumbers !
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Doctor,Doctor I feel like a bridge!
What’s come over you man?
2 cars and a bus.

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WHY DID THE MONSTER EAT A LIGHT BULB?
He fancied a light snack
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WHY DO DRAGONS SLEEP DURING THE DAY?
So they can fight knights

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WHERE DOES A SKELETON PLUG IN HIS ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH?
In his eye sockets.
WHAT DO SKELETONS SAY BEFORE THE START OF A MEAL?
Bone appetit.
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CANNIBAL WEDDING?
They toasted the bride and groom .

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Jokes of the Week

As part of his never ending quest for the perfect joke, (M) hereby offers
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUSSY CAT THAT HAS EATEN A DUCK?
A duck-filled fattypuss
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CRAWL UNDER A COW?
A pat on the head
WHY DID THE TOMATO RUN?
To ketchup

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